I need someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 2 in the morning and will tell me their favorite songs and their family problems and how they think the earth was made
oh my fucking god i found out why nicolas cage was everywhere
this works so well, oh tormenting people is so much fun.
why is my tumblr full of nicolas cage?
best prank ever!
oh, you wanted the demons exorcised…i thought you said exercised…we’ve been doing yoga for the last week…
[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”
“sure thing son whatchu need”
Imagine if instead of burying bodies we hung them out for all to see. Cemeteries would be clothing lines upon clothing lines with dead bodies pinned to them.
after you die you start to decompose and all of your bones come apart so you would just have one or two bones on a line then piles and piles of human remains on the ground
what the fuck
if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you